Features – GooSEnIPS

Hygiene..

Contra Versy — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:49:58 +0000

Why so many of y’all motherfuckers stink?? Why does nobody bathe anymore? No Bitch, bath and body works spray doesn’t cover it up. How the fuck you shop somewhere called bath and body and you don’t bathe your body?? Nasty motherfuckers. I’ve been many a places and smelled motherfuckers. Just the other day, I was on the train and smelled this guys breath. Shit is, he had ... Read More!

Hygiene..

Contra Versy — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:48:17 +0000

Relationships these days

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:49:11 +0000

Haha I just logged in my Facebook and had to laugh. You bitches make me laugh so fucking hard. I won’t name drop but I shit you bitches are funny. I see that you motherfuckers have relationships as a pastime. Dating someone isn’t like trying on shoes man. I have DEADASS saw a friend of mine go from in a relationship to single..and it’s not even fucking lunchtime yet. ... Read More!

Hood mindset

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:29:35 +0000

Ahhh shit, I been waiting a while for this shit right here my nigga. HOOD NIGGAS!!! The Bane of African-American advancement. What do I mean?? Glad you asked and fuck you if you DIDN’T damnit!! Well this is a general classification so I’m not saying everyone does this, just a disclaimer for you pussies. Now why o why do motherfuckers have nice clothes and jewelry..and your fridge ... Read More!

Food for thought…leftovers

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:17:32 +0000

Ight well I know I been gone for a while but I’m back. Today I had to drop something real quick to get y’all mofuckas mind working. Lately I’ve noticed that it’s cool for men to dress like women. What ALL THE FUCKS IN THE WORLD!!!! What the super fuck are meggins?? Well I’ll tell you, they are male versions of leggings. Why the fuck would a man want to wear these?? ... Read More!

Fashion

Contra Versy — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 20:34:14 +0000

Holy SHIT MAN..I thought we was supposed to be tough, be gangster..so why is it cool for a man to dress more feminine than his shorty?? I done seen motherfuckers wearing leggings, tight jeans and shirts with a million colors. Holy FUCK this is the gayest shit EVER!!! It seems to me, the more of a BITCH you look like, the more popular u are. This is why I want to jump off this ... Read More!

Piercings

Contra Versy — Wed, 19 Mar 2014 14:45:44 +0000

Well it’s me again with another motherfucking rant. This time it’s about piercings. I don’t understand them. It’s crazy how you stupid motherfuckers mutilate yourselves with this shit. I mean I would NEVER EVER hire a motherfucker with a fucking hole in their face and neither would ANY COMPANY!! That shit is not cute. Bitches with piercings in their face?? Bitch there is ... Read More!

Sneaker heads

Contra Versy — Wed, 19 Mar 2014 00:42:04 +0000

Hey motherfuckers it’s ya man Contra-Verysi coming at you motherfuckers with a rant. I honestly think people who are sneaker heads are fucking stupid. Like not just stupid, like super mega stupid. Yes motherfuckers if you are one of those mouth breathers that wait in line for sneakers, fuck you!! This is NUTS!! I mean how can you honestly think your a thug or whatever waiting 9 hours for ... Read More!

Introduction

Contra Versy — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 17:46:02 +0000

Good afternoon motherfuckers!!! My name in Jay but you motherfuckers call me Contra Versyi..yes Bitch two words..anyway I’ll be coming here, talking about Shit I hate, Shit I like Shit and Shit I see. Anyways let me open with this whole plane vanishing and shit. That sound like some James Bond slash ghost Shit. When these mofuckas gonna come to terms and say Shit we have no fucking idea. ... Read More!

Impressions: Uncharted 3

Ghostdad — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:34:15 +0000

Plot: The narrative opens with a quote T.E. Lawrence’s Seven Pillars of Wisdom: “All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.” The plot revolves around the ... Read More!