Features – GooSEnIPS http://www.goosenips.com What the... GooSEnIPS Fri, 22 May 2026 16:52:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 The DarkSide of your Horoscope http://www.goosenips.com/2026/03/the-darkside-of-your-horoscope/ http://www.goosenips.com/2026/03/the-darkside-of-your-horoscope/#respond Wed, 25 Mar 2026 20:17:28 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=3925 This is a another WHAT THE GOOSENIP Moment. I swear were would we all be without YouTube.com at time. Some people just put up the most stupidest things, because they want attention. While others just do it out of pure joy of making people laugh. This one I just think this guy wants attention and to have us all laugh our butts off. I hope you all enjoy this video as myself and colleagues ... Read More!

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Welcome to the “SHIP OF FOOLS” http://www.goosenips.com/2026/03/welcome-to-the-ship-of-fools/ http://www.goosenips.com/2026/03/welcome-to-the-ship-of-fools/#respond Wed, 25 Mar 2026 19:47:50 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4140 Allow me to re-introduce myself, My name is Rene or you can call me Rini or simply RiniRene!!! Either way I am all one entity. In the past my good friend and college and I have been doing post based on video games, movies, music and shows. Well that will still be happening on here, but with a new twist of things as well. This will be something completely coming from the left field as I speak on ... Read More!

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Hygiene.. http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hygiene-2/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hygiene-2/#respond Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:49:58 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4210 Why so many of y’all motherfuckers stink?? Why does nobody bathe anymore? No Bitch, bath and body works spray doesn’t cover it up. How the fuck you shop somewhere called bath and body and you don’t bathe your body?? Nasty motherfuckers. I’ve been many a places and smelled motherfuckers. Just the other day, I was on the train and smelled this guys breath. Shit is, he had ... Read More!

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Hygiene.. http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hygiene/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hygiene/#respond Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:48:17 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4206 Why so many of y’all motherfuckers stink?? Why does nobody bathe anymore? No Bitch, bath and body works spray doesn’t cover it up. How the fuck you shop somewhere called bath and body and you don’t bathe your body?? Nasty motherfuckers. I’ve been many a places and smelled motherfuckers. Just the other day, I was on the train and smelled this guys breath. Shit is, he had ... Read More!

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Relationships these days http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/relationships-these-days/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/relationships-these-days/#respond Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:49:11 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4200 Haha I just logged in my Facebook and had to laugh. You bitches make me laugh so fucking hard. I won’t name drop but I shit you bitches are funny. I see that you motherfuckers have relationships as a pastime. Dating someone isn’t like trying on shoes man. I have DEADASS saw a friend of mine go from in a relationship to single..and it’s not even fucking lunchtime yet. ... Read More!

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Hood mindset http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hood-mindset/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/hood-mindset/#respond Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:29:35 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4198 Ahhh shit, I been waiting a while for this shit right here my nigga. HOOD NIGGAS!!! The Bane of African-American advancement. What do I mean?? Glad you asked and fuck you if you DIDN’T damnit!! Well this is a general classification so I’m not saying everyone does this, just a disclaimer for you pussies. Now why o why do motherfuckers have nice clothes and jewelry..and your fridge ... Read More!

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Food for thought…leftovers http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/food-for-thought-leftovers/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/04/food-for-thought-leftovers/#respond Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:17:32 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4196 Ight well I know I been gone for a while but I’m back. Today I had to drop something real quick to get y’all mofuckas mind working. Lately I’ve noticed that it’s cool for men to dress like women. What ALL THE FUCKS IN THE WORLD!!!! What the super fuck are meggins?? Well I’ll tell you, they are male versions of leggings. Why the fuck would a man want to wear these?? ... Read More!

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Fashion http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/fashion/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/fashion/#respond Sat, 22 Mar 2014 20:34:14 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4185 Holy SHIT MAN..I thought we was supposed to be tough, be gangster..so why is it cool for a man to dress more feminine than his shorty?? I done seen motherfuckers wearing leggings, tight jeans and shirts with a million colors. Holy FUCK this is the gayest shit    EVER!!! It seems to me, the more of a BITCH you look like, the more popular u are. This is why I want to jump off this ... Read More!

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Piercings http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/piercings/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/piercings/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2014 14:45:44 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4172 Well it’s me again with another motherfucking rant. This time it’s about piercings. I don’t understand them. It’s crazy how you stupid motherfuckers mutilate yourselves with this shit. I mean I would NEVER EVER hire a motherfucker with a fucking hole in their face and neither would ANY COMPANY!! That shit is not cute. Bitches with piercings in their face?? Bitch there is ... Read More!

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Sneaker heads http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/sneaker-heads/ http://www.goosenips.com/2014/03/sneaker-heads/#respond Wed, 19 Mar 2014 00:42:04 +0000 http://www.goosenips.com/?p=4166 Hey motherfuckers it’s ya man Contra-Verysi coming at you motherfuckers with a rant. I honestly think people who are sneaker heads are fucking stupid. Like not just stupid, like super mega stupid. Yes motherfuckers if you are one of those mouth breathers that wait in line for sneakers, fuck you!! This is NUTS!! I mean how can you honestly think your a thug or whatever waiting 9 hours for ... Read More!

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