I got the Red ring of death on my xbox260. This shit isn’t funny. Why do I deserve this?
MY poor Xbox360, I kept you on a pedestal, why have you wronged me?
I called Microsoft and spoke to a guy named Javier. Not only that he was an actual American in Austin,Texas!
After troubleshooting, he let me know that my box was coming in 3-5 days. I was a little shocked when he told me he was an American, and a little apprehensive to believe him. He threw that apprehension right out the window when he kept going off topic and telling me about the schools and clubs in the area. Typical American young adult stuff.
2 more days and off she goes into the wild unknown. I hope I get her back and not an ugly refurbished cousin.
Craziest thing just happened. I booted up my Xbox to snap some pics of the red ring of death, but it worked!
I didnt have my HDD in.
ALIVE.
I quickly grabbed a controller and started scrolling through some of the menu blades. I decided to brave it and try to see if a game would load.
I reached for Burnout.
Good Times a comin.
But it was empty. No luck.
WTF.
Next best thing. 
That’s when I put my camera into video mode. But the end story is that it’s back to being dead. And my mom has perfect timing. I will soon bid farewell to my 360, sending it off into the wilderness in the arms of a stranger. I hope they take better care of you than I apparently did.
