Ight well I know I been gone for a while but I’m back. Today I had to drop something real quick to get y’all mofuckas mind working. Lately I’ve noticed that it’s cool for men to dress like women. What ALL THE FUCKS IN THE WORLD!!!! What the super fuck are meggins?? Well I’ll tell you, they are male versions of leggings. Why the fuck would a man want to wear these?? ... Read More!
Impressions
Impressions of movies and games
Impressions: Uncharted 3
Plot: The narrative opens with a quote T.E. Lawrence’s Seven Pillars of Wisdom: “All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.” The plot revolves around the ... Read More!
Impressions: Watch The Throne
Three weeks ago Jay-Z and Kanye West released their first ever album together while working side by side as a dynamic duo. The album itself gives many of us mixed feelings, myself included. When I think of a Jay-z album what usually comes to mind are the sounds from the 60’s 70’s and 80’s along with new school hood feel to it. He puts music out that not only relates to the hood, but ... Read More!
Impressions: Friends with Benefits
Plot: Jamie (Mila Kunis) is an Executive Recruiter for a leading job agency in New York City and Dylan (Justin Timberlake) works as an art director for a small internet company in Los Angeles. Jamie has the task of trying to recruit Dylan to interview for a job with GQ magazine and begin working in New York City. Dylan comes to New York and after interviewing for the position learns from Jamie ... Read More!
Impressions: Conan the Barbarian
Plot: As the film begins, a young Cimmerian boy, Conan is being educated by his father Corin on the importance of steel to their people. Soon after, a group of warriors led by a warlord systematically destroys Conan’s village to obtain part of a mask in Corin’s possession. Left to die with his son, who is holding the vat of molten metal placed above him, Corin sacrifices himself so ... Read More!
Impressions: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Plot: Will Rodman (James Franco) is a San Francisco scientist who has been trying to develop a cure for Alzheimer’s disease by testing a genetically engineered retrovirus on chimpanzees. The virus mutates the chimpanzees, giving them a human level of intelligence. One of his test subjects, a female chimpanzee, goes on a rampage because she believes her baby, to whom she secretly gave ... Read More!
Impressions: Thor
I think a lot of people out there are just settling for films and saying ‘oh this movie is ok, or it’s good.’ I mean the same could be said about Fast Five and I really enjoyed that film. It’s so odd how to classify or make your own review, judgment of a movie and saying where it rests for me. I mean is it just bad or would you recommend catching it in the theatre? I ... Read More!
Quick Thoughts: Captain America The First Avenger
Captain America was ok. The most interesting parts I found were when Chris Evans was digitized as the smaller Steve Rogers, or the original one I should say. He played that roll well. I think the casting overall was excellent but seemingly under utilized. The two hours go by real fast and the action sequences are more montage than anything else, which really lessens the impact of things. You ... Read More!
Afterthoughts: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2
I was wrong about the 8th movie, personally anyway. I honestly thought Transformers 3 was more enjoyable and that is not saying much at all. There were a couple things I really liked scene wise, but as a whole the movie was rushed. Having come off watching all 8 movies in the theatres for the past 2 months it’s just odd how they didn’t want to make this film longer than it was. ... Read More!
Impressions: Transformers Dark of the Moon
I have absolutely no idea what happened in Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. For a lack of a better phrase, that’s exactly how I describe watching Bay’s hopefully last installment in this franchise. It’s not to say the man didn’t do a serviceable job giving us a live-action experience of toys you may or may not have grown up to. It was just so evidently clear to me that ... Read More!
Impressions: Green Lantern
This movie shouldn’t have been made. There were a lot of things that bugged me about this film, pacing, story, transitions. I think casting was off too in the end, but in truth it could’ve just been the delivery of the story itself. It suffered from the same problems I found with Thor, to which Thor is definitely the better film but that’s not saying much at all. The Green ... Read More!
Review: The Hangover Part 2
The Hangover: Part II Before I say anything, there will be spoilers in this impression. So if you haven’t seen this movie yet and don’t want to ruin anything for yourself. Stop reading now. The Hangover: Part II has officially joined the ranks of American Pie. You can bet we’ll see sequel after sequel and potentially direct-to-dvd titles. A third movie has already been ... Read More!
Impressions: Kung Fu Panda 2
If there is one movie to watch in 3D, it’s this one. It is the only way to watch it, production was conceived around it and it truly shows. It’s not only an animation marvel, it’s literally piece of art. There were scenes I wished the director held the camera pan just a couple seconds longer just so you could take in the visuals that much more. There is depth of field, but ... Read More!
Impressions: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
You know what popcorn are going to be. In some ways there is a low expectation for things, or no expectations. You pay your ticket fee and just hope for decent enough entertainment. I think that’s what On Stranger Tides was for me. Good popcorn and good entertainment. Not great, but enough of an adventure to say, yeah I enjoyed that film. I know the latest Pirates movie is getting bad ... Read More!
Impressions: Priest 3D
This is your average film, a little short I would say. It got pushed back almost a year for release date reasons and to convert it to 3D. I really don’t know why they ended up putting it smack dab in with all the summer movies, I think it would’ve benefited more from an October 2010 release. I did enjoy this film for what it was, it did a fantastic job of creating a setting and ... Read More!
Thundercats Wondercon Trailer
The Thundercats are coming back in a big way thanks to Cartoon Network’s upcoming re-use reboot of the series. This is a big property for the network as the franchise is one of the more popular titles to be resurrected from the 80’s for a new generation. We previously had a chance to take close look at the new re-designs and the art style being used in the upcoming show and today ... Read More!
Impressions: Trinity Souls of Zill O’ll
Plot:On the continent of Vyashion, two forces have always fought fiercely against each other. One an empire located to the north called Dyneskal and the other the Kingdom of Rostorl, located in the south. Using a revolt caused by Balor (The emperor of Dyneskal) to its advantage, the former king of Rostorl ordered an attack on the south-eastern part of Dyneskal. Rostorl’s attack failed and ... Read More!
Impressions: Limitless
Plot: Eddie Morra (Bradley Cooper) is a writer who lives in New York City and has recently been dumped by his girlfriend Lindy (Abbie Cornish) in addition to failing to meet the deadline to turn in his new book, which he hasn’t written yet. One day, Eddie comes across Vernon Gant (Johnny Whitworth), the brother of his ex-wife Melissa Gant (Anna Friel). Vernon is a drug dealer who offers ... Read More!
Impressions: The Lincoln Lawyer
Plot: Moderately successful criminal defense attorney Mickey Haller operates around Los Angeles County out of a Lincoln Town Car driven by a former client working off his legal fees (hence the title). While most clients are drug dealers and gangsters, the story focuses on an unusually important case of wealthy Los Angeles realtor Louis Roulet accused of assault and attempted murder. At first, ... Read More!
Impressions: ‘Battle: Los Angeles’
Plot:The film begins 12 August 2011, when mysterious objects thought to be meteorites crash into Earth’s oceans near several major cities. These objects are revealed to be spacecraft, containing hostile alien forces. Los Angeles is one of the first cities to be attacked. The U.S. military arrives in Los Angeles to defend against alien ground forces and assist in the evacuation of ... Read More!