I got the Red ring of death on my xbox260. This shit isn’t funny. Why do I deserve this? MY poor Xbox360, I kept you on a pedestal, why have you wronged me? I called Microsoft and spoke to a guy named Javier. Not only that he was an actual American in Austin,Texas! After troubleshooting, he let me know that my box was coming in 3-5 days. I was a little shocked when he told me he was an ... Read More!
Month: April 2007
Lazy Artist
The site is seriously lacking in the graphics. I know, I’m a lazy fuck. The site is really incomplete/inconsistent with graphics giving the site a slightly dull look. I got plans. See, I don’t have a lot of time on my hands. It’s taking me over a year to get to the point that the site is in now. I work full time and manage to throw up news for archiving purposes. I know I get ... Read More!
Cant party without Kirk
“James T. Kirk appears in the movie.” And with just a utterance of a few straw words strambled together in a sentence, Mr. Abrams has set Trek fanboys on fire. Like Warp 12 hot fire. invited. For months, the internets and other media have speculated on the premise for the next film in the long running Star Trek franchise. Heck William Shatner has been lobbying for a part in the ... Read More!
Sega leaks
An alleged release list has been leaked to the internet naming PAL release dates from Sega, check it out. Go Nintendo has the goods, but little on details . Oh well, better than nothing: Wii: Alien Syndrome – Early Summer 07The Golden Compass – Holiday 07Mario & Sonic at the Olympics – Holiday 07NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams – Winter 07 DS: Sega presents Touch Darts ... Read More!
041607 VC Update
This weeks Wii-kly Update answers my begging pleading with Nintendo. Punch out has arrived finally arrived this week. Here are the details courtesy of GoNintendo: Three new classic games go live at 9 a.m. Pacific time. Nintendo adds new games to the channel every Monday. Wii owners with a high-speed Internet connection can redeem Wii Points to download the games. Wii Points can be purchased in ... Read More!
Look out for incoming Birdman
“Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law to the PlayStation 2 and PSP. This revelation came on the heels of a Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations presentation, so we can only assume that Harvey will follow suit when it comes to gameplay.For those not hip with the times, Harvey Birdman is an Adult Swim cartoon that stars 60’s icon Birdmanas a defense attorney for the animated stars. ... Read More!
Glamorizing Persia
When it was first announced that Disney has grabbed the rights for a Prince of Persia film, it got a mild mixed reaction. The Uwe Boll’s, Halo travesties, and sad attempts of bringing beloved gaming franchises to the big screen have left gamers around the world jaded and weary when they hear about the next franchise in line due for the transition. Today may be another day of mixed ... Read More!
Meet Bruce
And what is sure to surprise and satisfy many, comes news that the new adaptation on the Hulk is getting a new lead. Edward Norton has been cast in the role of Bruce Banner. Me being a huge Norton fan, am naturally excited about the casting news. This, with the Spidermen and Iron guys doing presumably well and satisfying work, it’s a wonderful time to be a comic film fan! I’ll try ... Read More!
Mach 5
So over on yahoo they announced that Christina Ricci has joined the cast for the Speed Racer project: Christina Ricci is joining “Matrix” creators Larryand Andy Wachowski’s live-action adaptation of the 1960s cartoon “SpeedRacer.” Emile Hirsch,Susan Sarandon and John Goodman already haveboarded the high-octane Warner Bros. project, which is based on theanime series ... Read More!
Extended webs
Optimus Speaks
Browse Wii
Opera has finally released their slightly delayed final version of their Opera Browser for the Nintendo Wii, much to the delight of wagglers everywhere. The good news is that its faster, and easier to use. The somewhat of a letdown is the lack of tabbed browsing. Lets hear some details: The Internet Channel is unleashed It’s time to play with the Web on Wii. Download the new, ... Read More!
Faster and more Furious
The sensation of driving really fast and aggressive in a hot import car is not a new fad in American society. In fact, it might as well be considered an unspoken national past time as college kids, and over assertive individuals have been losing money, cars, and lives over the sport for years. And for years, hollywood has been cranking out films that monetize on fictional events involving the ... Read More!
Ninja on the go
Good news for Naruto fans who also happen to be PSP owners, Bandai Namco has announced that Naruto is making his PSP debut this summer! IGN has the scoop and mentions that there will be 20 playable characters total! That’s a lot of ninja’s in your pocket! This debut also finally knocks the PSP off the list of system’s without a Naruto title. Though I don’t know if ... Read More!
More Please
Some image’s of the armor being used in the Favreau adaptation of Iron Man have made their way to the internets, and new cast members are being announced and thrown in the mix to highlight the occasion. IGN has the scoop with the first look of the armor, but from what I’ve seen, I can say that it reminds me of the original iron man armor. Not that there’s anything wrong with ... Read More!
Get Elite FREE
Microsoft is sponsoring a contest in which they engage in the transfer of product to the end user, AT NO COST! (talked with a lot of MS people lately…) But yea, YOU could score a free Xbox360 Elite just for writing and telling Microsoft about your MILF mom. Peep: My Mom’s a Gamer Contest Isyour mom a gamer? Here’s your chance to show her some Mother’s Day love and ... Read More!
Livin like a RockStar
WTF. I did not expect this when I wandered into the internets today. It seems GameInformer is shipping out their May issue to subscribers, and inside is a 10page feature on one of this year’s biggest games. Wanna know some of the juicy stuff? Thank Joystiq: Setting: re-created Liberty City (better mirrorsreal-world NYC; smaller “geographical mass” than San Andreas, but ... Read More!
Mortal Thursday
Mortal Kombat II had been mentioned as a Playstation Store addition for some time now. In fact, it was supposed to launch in March. Looking around, and seeing all this April, the good people at Playstation decided to play catch up. From PS3Fanboy: “Get ready to re-live all of the classic arcade action that made Mortal Kombat IIa beloved classic. Brought back and available for download ... Read More!
Is Quisnam Protero Damno!
Bungie has released a new video for the upcoming release of Halo 3 of some of the new defensive functions found within the game. I think. The bubble shield, first spotted in the Starry Night commercial The just-revealed trip mine, shown taking out an incoming Warthog (and the player) And a replay function you can share with friends, to slow down or even pause that perfect headshot (perfect for ... Read More!
Battle Royale. May 16. Be there.
The news all came crumbling from the horse’s mouth earlier today. Halo 3’s multiplayer beta officially has a release date of May 16th. Here’s the post from Bungie.net: Multiplayer Madness! Posted by Frankie at 4/10/2007 3:02 AM PDT The Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta will go live on May 16th at 12:00 AM PDT and run through June 6 th at11:59 PM PDT. That means that folks who purchased ... Read More!