Contra Versy – GooSEnIPS

Food for thought…cold pizza

Contra Versy — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 16:49:58 +0000

So the interwebs is all crazy about this MiMi shit. Okay let me get my 9/11 on and diffuse this shit. Fuck that broke jackass. No it wasn’t a accident, yes she DOES know about it. This lazy broke DUMBASS just needs attention. And in Hollywood what’s the best way?? A fucking scandal. Please stop feeding into this shit and making fucking ass retards famous. I know it was a stunt. Yo I ... Read More!

Hygiene..

Contra Versy — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:49:58 +0000

Why so many of y’all motherfuckers stink?? Why does nobody bathe anymore? No Bitch, bath and body works spray doesn’t cover it up. How the fuck you shop somewhere called bath and body and you don’t bathe your body?? Nasty motherfuckers. I’ve been many a places and smelled motherfuckers. Just the other day, I was on the train and smelled this guys breath. Shit is, he had ... Read More!

Hygiene..

Contra Versy — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:48:17 +0000

Relationships these days

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:49:11 +0000

Haha I just logged in my Facebook and had to laugh. You bitches make me laugh so fucking hard. I won’t name drop but I shit you bitches are funny. I see that you motherfuckers have relationships as a pastime. Dating someone isn’t like trying on shoes man. I have DEADASS saw a friend of mine go from in a relationship to single..and it’s not even fucking lunchtime yet. ... Read More!

Hood mindset

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:29:35 +0000

Ahhh shit, I been waiting a while for this shit right here my nigga. HOOD NIGGAS!!! The Bane of African-American advancement. What do I mean?? Glad you asked and fuck you if you DIDN’T damnit!! Well this is a general classification so I’m not saying everyone does this, just a disclaimer for you pussies. Now why o why do motherfuckers have nice clothes and jewelry..and your fridge ... Read More!

Food for thought…leftovers

Contra Versy — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:17:32 +0000

Ight well I know I been gone for a while but I’m back. Today I had to drop something real quick to get y’all mofuckas mind working. Lately I’ve noticed that it’s cool for men to dress like women. What ALL THE FUCKS IN THE WORLD!!!! What the super fuck are meggins?? Well I’ll tell you, they are male versions of leggings. Why the fuck would a man want to wear these?? ... Read More!

The current state of Video Games

Contra Versy — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 18:34:32 +0000

Now I know I will definitely piss off motherfuckers today but this shit needs to be said. Why is it ok for game developers to pump out half ass games each year and charge full price?? Now I know sports games have been doing this since the dawn of gaming and it has always been ignored, this is a fucking mistake!! Whatever happened to…o I don’t know..TALENT!! Why is ok for me to spend ... Read More!

The Radio

Contra Versy — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 22:50:33 +0000

Why is it that the radio plays the same 6 songs ALL DAY!!! holy FUCK!!!! I mean I don’t know if these motherfuckers are lazy or cheap but either way it’s annoying. Luckily for y’all I’ve come up with three theories!!! Watch me break it down like loud… 1. The artist pays for the spins. What else? The best way to sell shit is to FORCE it on you. I HATED drunk in love ... Read More!

Fashion

Contra Versy — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 20:34:14 +0000

Holy SHIT MAN..I thought we was supposed to be tough, be gangster..so why is it cool for a man to dress more feminine than his shorty?? I done seen motherfuckers wearing leggings, tight jeans and shirts with a million colors. Holy FUCK this is the gayest shit EVER!!! It seems to me, the more of a BITCH you look like, the more popular u are. This is why I want to jump off this ... Read More!

What being single REALLY means.

Contra Versy — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 20:19:19 +0000

Well I see a trope amongst my generation. Hyping up being single YET YET whenever someone try to holla, u Shit on them. So what the FUCK is the point!! And no this applies to both byrd bitches and fuck niggas alike. But since I’m straight, I’m addressing women but make no mistake, Niggas act like bitches. I see tons of y’all stupid attention seeking hoes ... Read More!